"Great view, overpriced but welcome to Woods Hole."
"No wifi. Really; what is this the Dark Ages?"
"Seaweed salad from Waji's. Don't leave D gates without it."
"Listen, if you can't handle the walk to the terminal go home. You should have had cousin Joey drive you or stayed home. It's a six minute walk- you can do it!"
"Try the rotary phone or the fax machine. S&H green stamps with every purchase."