"There is no better place to piss with a dog when you're drunk. Don't forget to take a shit on the kitchen floor!"
"Smoke a cig on the porch at night, best way to meet new and interesting people"
"Truely the greatest roller coaster of all time"
"Wednesday nights are open jam. Come down and support local music!"
"Be careful not to get mistaken for a hipster! This is their shit!"
"Free pool on Wednesday and thursday"