"Try the Innis & Gunn.. It is amazing"
"Come before Columbus Day or it will be closed!"
"Say hello to Marvin and try the Red Rye that he suggests"
"Don't be a douche bag and drive all the way down to the very end of the exit ramp and cut in. That's why traffic comes to a screeching halt in the first place!"
"Get a UFO card and track all the beers you try and earn prizes along the way"