"I ordered the chorizo argentino and the cheese risotto. This is some of the worse food I've ever eaten. But I will admit I still ate it."
"Owner has a stank attitude and the gelato is grainy"
"Sit at the bar. The table waitress with the severe face is scary."
"Same menu as Rosebud on Rush, but the later is much better."
"Never come here. I felt violated. But if you do come, bring a coat."
"Bring your own napkins cause theirs are hard"