"One of the best Bloody Marys I've ever had. The she-crab soup, biscuits and gravy, and barbecuban were all made with really fresh ingredients but were far too sugary."
"The octopus and pastitsio were very good. Nothing else was. The soup was bland. The souvlakis were overcooked and dry. The pork chops were very over-peppered. And the restaurant forgot several dishes."
"The food is a lesser copy of Sophie's. The service is awful. They forget about you for up to thirty minutes. Order delivery from Sophie's instead. It's better, and they might notice that you exist."
"The candied bacon and the I, Monarch drink are excellent."