"I'm here with my girlfriend, I swear"
"There is jury parking at a shopping center behind the courthouse that no one tells you about, so stop circling the limited parking"
"Awesome staff great catering. Come here every year for company holiday party"
"They have washes as low as 9 dollars and they leave your car looking great. Vacuuming included in every wash. The first face you see is a pretty grumpy dude, but they all work fast, real fast."
"Good Reubens, make sure to ask for a pickle"
"Angel is the owner and is a real fun guy to talk to. It's good to have your own barber, and I come to him for all my haircutting needs."