"Pan fried dumplings ... Delectable!"
"Thought you'd come for some peace and quiet in the harbor? THOUGHT WRONG."
"Here's a tip ... Never, under any circumstances, use the public toilets ... I assure you there are better places to dump nearby"
"The only reason to come here is for fresh juices. Always fresh and done right. If course, the service blows. Take out is a must!"
"Get the cucumber margarita! So Refreshing!"
"The bathroom car has the fragrant aroma of lemon pledge and cat piss - why sit anywhere else!"