"Not as good as it used to be."
"Where middle-aged men with broken dreams come to die."
"I should clarify I ordered the sausages in pink sauce arepa, but everything else on the menu is amazing."
"It's like my closet vomited all over this new SoHo store. Love it!"
"Don't be shy. Make a request. You'll be so glad you did."
"Not impressed. Save yourself the time, get a cup of gumbo and then go elsewhere."