"Waste of time if you want good pizza. And if you ask for something (i.e. Salad) author an item, expect that item to be there and to pick it out yourself."
"Pumpkin ale now on tap!"
"Had the half meatball half sausage today! Awesome!"
"Pancakes are huge and awesome. If they have them get the blueberry ones, and share them with someone!"
"The fitness center moved!"