"Best haircut a man can get. And the stylists aren't hard on the eyes either. Flatscreens, pool table, sports all around. If it served beer, it'd be a bar. Where you can also get your hair cut."
"No. You can't get chicken tenders before 2pm with a traditional meal plan. It doesn't matter who let's you do it other days. It's Trackside policy, take it up with management."
"Watch out for Mileena and Katana. They will cut you. Also, keep off the grass."
"Dow now now chicka dow now. Vanilla ice ice baby."
"Know what your want when you get to the registers. This isn't rocket science, people..."