"Service sucks. Beer selection is impressive so I recommend just heading straight for the bar"
"Show your student ID for 15% off!"
"BYOP- Bring Your Own Pillow!"
"Make sure you watch Lea Bommarito at parties. It's very entertaining"
"Make sure you fluff the cloud regularly!"
"The fridge by Tom's office is the coldest on the floor. Go there for the most chilled can of product!"