"It's fancy, but it's . . . Detroit fancy."
"Didn't smell as bad as I thought it would!"
"Nice clean rooms, but a fridge with no microwave is silly. I had to Macguyver a way to reheat pizza with the coffee maker."
"As told to me by Kevin at the front desk: The rooms are former nurse's quarters, built in the late 1940's. There's also a trailhead for Tripler Ridge Trail in the housing area down the hill."
"The food here is delicious and the staff is very friendly. You'll enjoy this place!"
"The water temperature in the shower fluctuates wildly. Don't adjust it too much or you'll burn yourself or freeze youreself out."