"This place is legit. I gar-on-tee!"
"If you are thinking about living here, reconsider! The staff is selfish and unhelpful. The'll rip you off and then later laugh about it. The gates don't work & crimes are frequent. Just ask the CMPD!"
"Try the Miller Lite. It's delicious."
"The gorgonzola-stuffed filet was everything you would expect!"
"Evan English is the head pastor."