"Too cold, bring a jacket. Too queuing, bring a gadget."
"It's gonna be difficult for you to traverse in thier drive thru! And they admitted that alot have been complaining."
"Come in full stomach as the Monsignor presiding the mass consistently gives a long sermon. Brace yourselves. When i say "sermon", it ain't homily but literally a sermon."
"If you're in dire need of confirmation certificate, go here. They hold Confirmation mass twice a week. Come in early as the Monsignor presiding the mass consistently gives a long sermon."
"Bituka ng manok ang pila! Better be here early."
"Ice cream is Devine. Service is poor."