Ben Farrell

"Don't try to come here after church time on a Sunday. The place will be fuckin swamped"

"Prepare to land... And then walk at least a Km to the alpha alpha....."

"Cheese stuffed crust is the only reason Pizza Hut is still in business. If I opened a pizza place and took 2 hours for delivery, no one would eat there."

"Easily the sketchiest cape convenience store at night. I always feel like I might get stabbed when I come here..."

"Mortars are hung."

"5 guys burgers and fries: for $10, this better be the best damn burger I've ever had."