"Come with a Filipino to point out the good stuff"
"Don't forget to lock the gate all the time or else..."
"The Balboa Sub was good!"
"The Tilapia Francaise was pretty good"
"Don't enter your carwash code until the car before you is already inside. Or else your money may end up in a black hole."
"Nice, kind, accommodating staff. Entertained our inquiries for people not from Canada. We got some free WiFi too."