ben lucid

"Really dodgy area, lots of crackheads, whores, and hipsters. Carry a vice mag rolled up at all times!"

"This room reminds me of grandpa's house."

"Home of the Trompf monster! Be careful boys, this one's lively ;)"

"Get the chicken burger! It's awesome and beats the hell out of What Oporto has to offer."

"Get the cascade green, such a nice beer!"

"Bring Amyl and Call the Beer Baron"