"If you come here with your wife, you're gonna have a bad time."
"Awesome sunglasses to protect your eyes while you relax in Cindy chair."
"Chipotle sauce, mmmmmmmmm...."
"Better watch out for the speed bumps. Also, the walls are very thin. Hope you don't mind hearing you're neighbors all night"
"Come late expect some 2nd rate service. Oh well, I guess the discounted wings are nice..."
"I hear the water tastes quite bad here. Which means the coffee may not be so great, either."