Philip Tellis

"Slowest Starbucks in the world."

"The window shades do NOT keep out the light. They're badly designed with a 1/4" gap on either side of the window. Be prepared for a blast of direct early morning sunlight in your face."

"Ale cheddar fondue FTW"

"The crab blt is really good. Burgers are under seasoned, but you may not notice with the cheese and sauce. Slow service, and they sometimes mess up orders. Good beers and bushwhacker."

"The scrambled eggs are really an omelette that's partially chopped up before plating. Still tastes good, but nothing like what a scrambled egg should be."

"Clearly a favourite with my countrymen."