"When you are outside the building, look up. Who knows what you might see going on inside the rooms... If you have a room, consider pulling the curtains closed."
"Horrible. Worst hotel I've ever stayed in. Every floor smelled of stale curry, the walls and doors paper thin. Bad plumbing."
"Grandma is awesome! Ask her about her special t shirt!"
"Valet parking is the only option."
"Love the pool on second floor! Very chill"