"As a citizen of Los Angeles I apologize to all travelers regarding the terrible, terrible airport we have."
"If you want to drink out of ceramic and eat off a plate just sit down at a table. You can order from a server."
"Holy moly that's expensive sushi."
"Although it looks like bargain sushi you'll still pay full price. It's not really worth it. The ambiance sucks."
"Don't bother. Bad salsa and the worst huevos rancheros I've ever had."
"If they have "Sublimely self righteous" get it!!!"