"Too stinky in here. Cigarettes covered by cheap car air freshener. Fabric seats in the casino were so dirty on the back, they need to be replaced. Hotel room bathroom floor grout filled with mildew."
"Watch the trolley spin around as you wait for your drink!"
"Get the lemonade. GET THE LEMONADE!"
"Love their vegan pizza, and there is an app called "Thanx", where when you download it and find this place, you can get a free appetizer!"
"Historical park, please take some time and learn all about it. But don't lay directly on the grass, being a blanket. Dogs and people poss and shit all over here."
"This place had a line far out the door. People are coming from all over to stock up on this beer!"