"Can't do much better when you want some sun 'n suds. If they ever hire bouncers, I hope they name them Beer Guardians."
"Waiting for the "Leave it to BVK" reality show. Some day..."
"Very happy they've lasted longer than the short-lived Pam Anderson Fox show of the same name. Best Pickle Coins in town."
"Despite their name, they will not collect your old TIVOs. But they will make you some fantastic coffee."
"I now know what it's like to "stair" down death."