"Call first. The one thing I come here to buy is usually out of stock."
"Must have MMMP Card to enter."
"The Mayor is 100% all man. :p"
"Some people play it as a points game. It's fun, and fyi, it's an app. you're really not a mayor."
"I'm glad someone finally checked in here twice. I hated seeing I was the Mayor of this place. Tried it twice, never again."
"Drop the soap, please..."