"Cafe is a bit of a shambles."
"Brilliant all day breakfast, and for only £5.60! Cafe closed on Wednesdays and Fridays though"
"Bring whiskey and a member of the goodness gang"
"Bring booze. Or savoury snacks."
"Ask for Alphonse as a waiter. DAMN DAT ASS"
"The door makes an incredibly funny squeaky fart noise when it opens. Brilliant. Worth coming here just for that."