"Shocked at how bad this place is. Octopus salad tastes like it was marinated in peanut butter. Chefs salad was basically Fyre festival. Mushroom risotto: undercooked/grainy. I am beyond disappointed."
"Long waits, inattentive staff, no appointments, same price as every where else."
"The best place to go if you hate yourself, and your pet."
"Sopa de lima is off the chain. Sooo good!"
"Lazy Sushi Bowl was off the chain! So good."
"Used to be good, not anymore."