"The worst place in the world. I paid my rental online and literally stranded me out in the cold a week before Christmas, saying I needed a second credit card for the deposit but can't tell me why."
"This is a nice, sunny spot to work, write, and watch cable cars."
"Visit the tiny, ugly kitchen."
"The veggie cream cheese is hard to beat. Try it on your favorite bagel."
"Get excited. Really excited."