"Garlic Ramen is awesome!!!"
"Can't wait to move our of this abominable, half-assed, shanty of a place. Also, why not fix the elevator when it dies. Most recently it kicked the bucket, and it was a PITA. Parking Garage much?!?!"
"Excellent customer service, and prompt check in/out."
"Videogame nirvana for the super nerd!"
"This place needs some hott latin mamis!!!"
"No mas Baja gorditas or chalupas, grrr!!!"