"Amazon doesn't do upgrades yet."
"Don't order food. Over 30 minutes for a chicken sandwich and fries."
"Whiz Wit-out. Then piss on the street."
"I see what you mean by clueless... She asked me hot or cold? I just stared at her... as it's 100 degrees outside."
"Pro Tip: Don't listen to Joe B."
"and for the record... Galbi is much better."