"If you want to be a tool, jump up as soon as your plane arrived at the gate and push past everyone to deplane."
"If you want to be a douche, jump up as soon as the plane is at the gate and hightail it to the front so you can be the first one off"
"If you want to be a douche, jump up as soon as the plane is at the gate and hightail it to the front so you can be first off the plane."
"If you want to be a douche, jump up as soon as the plane is at the gate and hightail it to the front so you can be first."
"Great place to take a flight to Vegas."