"Excellent blondes, red, stout and pale ale. Heavenly IPAs."
"Excellent customer service; the mechanic quickly yet completely fixed my BMW's problem, at a price far below dealership's quoted cost."
"Check out the time in the mirror at the bar, then turn around. OK, "everyone" knows their signature mussel bisque is superb (and salads, entrees, desserts, cocktails, service and patrons)."
"Best beer taps anywhere, and yummy food to go with it."
"Craft as in top-notch brews!"
"Jargheritas followed by Stone Smoked Porter--yum."