"The most vile, disgusting, atrocious, candy store you will find within 69 miles..."
"Heads Up! They won't take Starbucks Cards!"
"Make sure to bring a burro from Filly-B's as a peace offering to Marisa!!"
"Try the wine... It's f#*%ing fantastic!"
"Try the steel cut "berry cherry pecan" oatmeal!"
"Be sure to get up the mountain(out of view from the road) before 6:20 on wknds & 8:20 on wkdys otherwise the guard will spot you and make you hike back down ):"