"Prices are strange. $7 small bloody Mary, $12 large double (fair enough for airport) but $15 medium sized mimosa and $4 for coffee. Interesting. Food pretty decent."
"Tell the owner he is ugly."
"The best deal in vegas. At the grand lux coffee shop under $5 for your choice of 4 fresh sandwiches. A life saver when you realize you forgot to eat for 3 days or are on a budget."
"The valet is only good if you are in a huge rush to make your flight and don't mind waiting for-ev-er when you get back. Getting your car back takes 10x longer than if you parked yourself!"
"Try to spot the fly in strippers."