"To hell with this place, shotty work and charge way too much. Go somewhere else and Avoid them."
"Ask for the Corn Job! Yeeehaw!"
"Great place for your Beer, Wine, Soda, Cider, and Mead brewing needs."
"The "Zorba" Burger is the best! Meat, Cheese, Delicious!"
"Where I work/live/do somethings that are useful."
"Try the Red, it's Delicious!"