"If you shop early in the morning, watch out for the grumpy janitors"
"Joe is a sober churchy guy"
"Popcorn price between small, medium, and large is so close. Might as well get the large.....jerks. Lower your prices!"
"Say to the waiter, "I spy a guy who likes Thai" a monkey will come from the back room and do a little dance on your table."
"Lately the pizza is soggy. Not that good"