"If you wanna check into the real beach check into Shea's...locals know the deal"
"This beach is also known as "Constitution" but the real locals know its Shea's...just saying"
"This is a fake reproduction of the original and ONLY "Where everyone wants to be!" nothing like the REAL thing"
"Good place to relax, drink some beers, and try out the most comfortable bed in the world! (invite only of course)"