"If you seriously want to kill time, come here on a Sunday afternoon."
"When someone here asks if you'd like a complimentary hand massage, you say YES."
"Don't forget to stroke Patrick's cute gray pussy"
"S-L-O-W. Be prepared to wait in line for at least 10 minutes on the weekend."
"Do NOT eat the sushi. It gave me food poisoning."
"Make sure to taste the wine in the big jug."