"I dont know who Sid is, but he doesnt work at Midtown but keeps ousting me as mayor!"
"My tip is to keep driving until you get to another McDonalds. Pretty hard to screw up the order of "sausage and eggs only", but they did."
"Please take all of your staff over to the 15th & Capitol location any weekday morning so they can learn how to NOT burn milk or espresso."
"Whats up with only having 1 type of muffin?"