"Say hi to the airport dog. He's in the office doing paperwork."
"Protip: order off the Chinese menu (there are English translations) & get info from the waitress. Mongolian spicy lamb, spicy eels, ginger bok choi are family favorites."
"subscribe to their rewards program for % off purchases via text msg"
"donate your old glasses"
"sick of your fitness routine? trade in to a new workout regimen."