Erik Wolfsohn

"Good water pressure. If you're having difficulties at home, highly recommend."

"A worthy sequel to the timeless classic, Belmont Ridge I"

"Try the new stamps! You don't have to lick them, so you won't die of a debilitating facial cancer!"

"Poop in the place where Zina once pooped!"

"Occasionally well-known necromancer Hillary S. visits and reanimates legions of ravenous undead."

"Not the greatest subdivision, terrible crime, tribes of unsupervised children roam the streets assaulting passerby."