"What fortress? That is no fortress. Your room's the storage room under the stairs. Just like Harry potter's."
"Slow service. Waited 20 minutes for them to clear the table. Then we had to start clearing it ourselves. They really need to hire some staffs."
"Chawanmushi, sansai udon and yasai miso shiru are the reasons I keep coming back ."
"Peek into the closet full of unworn clothes. Take whatever you like, she will never notice."
"Remember to rub your ass on that bean bag next to the bed."
"Find the cute little Sio Leng and tell her she's cute. Then pinch her cheeks. :)"