"Ask for a little pickle juice in your $2 Bloody Mary at brunch"
"Don't use the right-hand bathroom on the roof"
"Don't tell anyone. It's just my Pussy Doodles"
"Try the frites and frite sauce, and don't you dare call them fries."
"The song selection is incredible, and the private rooms are a lot of fun. Make sure to sing Ke$ha"