"Don't forget to tip Derek, the butler."
"Beware the litterbox. Evil evil evil!"
"Give Steve some doughnuts and he will be your friend forever."
"Service was great. Get the pumpkin spice latte!"
"Gas masks are strongly advised."
"Cafeteria hours are weird. M-F: breakfast 7:30-9:30am. Lunch: 11am- 2pm. Dinner: 3-6:45pm. Sat-Sun: breakfast 7:30-9:30am. Lunch: 11:30am- 1:30pm. Dinner: 5-6:45pm. It sure is closed a lot."