"The best family pizza place in the western suburbs! I'd recommend the stuffed gnocci, the pizza margarita, or chopped salad!"
"Without a doubt the best chocolate chip cream cheese dip in the world! Get it from the salad bar and add it to some graham crackers, I sometimes come just for that!"
"If you live anywhere below the third floor and take the elevator chances are you will get a glare, no harm is just reassuring your fellow elevator companions "Hey, I have foot problems!""