"If you want to meet lots of dogs, come after dinner on week nights!"
"Fajita Salad with shrimp is delicious!"
"The Brown Butter Crunch kinda tastes like root beer."
"If you are at all sensitive to cigarette smoke, take precautions. By midnight on a Saturday it was obscenely smokey; only the bathroom had semi-fresh air."
"Renting a truck? Check the class and toll prices before you rent/travel. I just paid $34 for this biotch."
"Delicious sweet potato fries. "You know the portabello burger is just a mushroom?""