"I am in hell. I can't shop here without turning into a middle aged dudebro."
"Tent campers, don't forget warm socks for the early weeks."
"Buy games. Support local. Join play nights. Check the price on your trades before purchasing..."
"Don't forget your insurance card if you're getting an inspection."
"The boba is all milk tea so, if it's your bag, make sure to ask for your non-milk milk preference when ordering."
"Don't slack off! Do your exercises!"