"We were one of the first customers of the day for the street fair. Seems they don't care about how their sitting area is. It's a bit gross from the night before."
"Service is great but why are there so many flys flying around?"
"Dave would be embarrassed of this restaurant. They Should shut it down."
"$3 ATM fee. this bank sucks."
"Come see Joe and his new heart."
"Wow... They don't have change of a $20 in the register. This place was a big mistake."