"This place is round the corner from my work and lets you place coffee orders over Twitter!"
"Don't let them force you to order from the all you can eat menu..."
"Given the number of genetically mutated beings, it's evident someone started a nuclear war in this gay bar......gay bar, GAYBAR!"
"Love Story on a Thursday is one of the best nights out in Melbourne during the week. They can be fairly selective about who they let in, so dress stylish."
"The Death of Elvis Priestley is the most interesting item on the menu. It's a caramelised banana and crispy bacon sandwich with creamed peanut butter. Despite how it sounds, it's absolutely amazing!"
"Ask for Andy at the Vodafone Store. He's by far the cutest."