"Worst subway location ever. I ordered online. When I got there, it turned out that they didn't have the stuff I ordered. Then the guy refused to give me a refund! I want my money back."
"Good and low priced beer selection."
"If you don't like coffee, go for the spanish latte. It's just milk and sugar!"
"1930s interior, including fake Greek decor"
"Try the baba ganoush sandwich!"
"WTF. Rude staff doesn't let me go to the dressing room to help my partner decide"