"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy... also, watch out for the meth heads."
"Great place to mow the lawn."
"Be sure to witness Thad feeding the turtles and fish in the Deer Pond. Every Sunday afternoon at 12:45."
"Try the cornbread, original ribs, and potato salad!"
"Just starting out? Enroll in one of their classes and learn how to do it right."